The shows the bishonen are from aren't mine. You knew that though. But I'm pretty much required to say that. *********************************************************************** Onegai, send ideas etc. to: Hitomi_sama@hotmail.com (RE: Slayers advice) Ask the Slayers 3.00-3.15 Viole: "Did . . . someone . . . write to us?" (anxiously watches the mailbox open) "LOOK!!! LOOK MINNA!!!!!!!!!!!" Tokiya: (running in followed by the rest of the bishonen) "Nani? What is it?" Gatti: "Daijobu? What's wrong?" Chichiri: "We heard screaming na no da!" Van: "Are we under attack?" Miguel: "From who? And don't say the Zaibach." Maze: "It must be those bastards from Jaina." Tamahome: "Are you nuts? It's gotta be someone trying to take over Konan!" Viole: "No, no. It isn't anything like that." Tokiya: "Then what is it?" Viole: "LOOK!!! We've got MAIL!!! SOMEONE MAILED US!!! We FINALLY get to answer a question!!!" ::The bishonen from Escaflowne dance around the computer:: Tasuki: "What's with them?" Chichiri: "Must be an Escaflowne thing na no da." Diamond: "Well go on, read it!" Maze: "Lets get the show on the road!!!" Viole: (grabbing Gatti by the collar) "Lemme read this!!! ONEGAI!!! It's our first real mail. LEMME READ IT!!!" Dallet: "Aw, he wants to feel special." Viole: "Damn right I do! ONEGAI GATTI!!!" Gatti: (coughing) "O . . . kay . . . just . . . let . . . me . . . go!" ::Viole grabs the computer screen happily. Gatti is left gasping for breath from being choked:: Viole: "Our very first super duper mail. The writer asks . . ." (clears his throat emphatically) "How do I stop my Snorlax from eating?" (snaps out of his daze when he realizes what he's just said) "Nani?" Shesta: "A Pokémon fan e-mailed us!!! Hurrah!!!" Gatti: "This is bad." Tokiya: "What's wrong?" Gatti: "Hitomi-sama absolutely can't stand Pokémon." Tokiya: "That is bad." Tasuki: "So what do we do? I know!!! Lemme cuss him out in Japanese!!!" Maze: "I'll help you!!!" Tokiya: "Foul mouthed morons. That isn't the answer." Tasuki: "I'll go after them with my Halisen!!!" Van: "I've got Escaflowne!!!" Tokiya: "No, no. That isn't the answer either, morons!" Miguel: "I advise whoever wrote that to never mention Pokémon again." Tamahome: "Pokémon is a goldmine!!!" Van: "How nice for it." Gatti: "C'mon boys, lets go." ::All of the bishonen abandon the computer. Viole crosses his arms and follows suit mumbling, "Damn I thought it was going to be something good." The entire room is empty . . . with the exception of Shesta who sneaks up to the computer screen and begins secretly addressing the writer of the e-mail:: Shesta: "So you're having trouble with your Snorlax, huh? They sure do eat a lot. I've gotta say that catching one is an accomplishment in itself. Those things are HARD to catch! Snorlax eat tons when they wake up but they won't stop until they've eaten at least-" Gatti: "SHESTA!!!" Shesta: ". . ." Miguel: "Sneaking behind our backs?" Viole: "That's sad!!!" Diamond: "You're in for it now." Tasuki: "I can't wait to see the look on Hitomi's face when she finds out." Shesta: "YOU WOULDN'T!!!" Tokiya: "Going against our hime is treason." Shesta: (gulps) "Treason?!!?" Tokiya: "Treason." Tamahome: "You know what happens to those who betray Hitomi." Shesta: ". . ." Tokiya: "I don't. What happens?" Tamahome: (picks Shesta up while he's kicking and screaming) "I'm not sure. Let's find out!!!" ::The entire group of bishonen head towards Hitomi's room, chanting all the way. They resemble a bloodthirsty hoard that's off to storm a castle in one of those really old movies. Suddenly, Gatti comes into the room:: Gatti: "Gomen minna. We'll see you next time. We're off to fling our dear Shesta in to some really hot water with Hitomi-sama. Ja ne!" (c) 2000 Hitomi-sama