This list was written mostly by me and my crazy little mind. Brace yourself 'cause this might not be pretty . . . Heh heh heh . . . Remember this is all done in fun, okay? So don't get offended when I poke fun. If you have any ideas, please submit them! Send ideas to Hitomi_sama@hotmail.com (put RE: YKYWETMW)! Also, Escaflowne
and all characters and stuff like that belongs to lots of people none of
whom is yours truly. I don't claim to be the genius who came up with the
series . . . I'm only claiming to have come up with this list . .
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You sit down and watch the entire series, all thirteen hours worth, straight though without pausing except to quickly change tapes. You want to sit down and watch the series straight through. You exclaim, "There's no such thing as watching too much Escaflowne!" You're watching the series while you're reading this. You plan an "Escaflowne-athon" and invite your friends over to watch with you. You get your friends hooked on the series and they only saw one episode. Your friend gets hooked and they didn't even see the series from the beginning. You run around your house screaming for Balgus. You're playing video games and when you're battling someone and you need help you start screaming wildly for Jajuka. You ransack your room until you find a pendant that resembles the one Hitomi wears and then proceed to wear it everywhere you go. You were wearing a pendant remotely like Hitomi's before you saw the series. You start telling time by swinging your pendant like a pendulum. You can actually tell time using your pendant. You start annoying your friends by trying to count the seconds by using your pendant. You're afraid
to go to sleep for fear that there are invisible
You're afraid to cry on your bed for fear that Geckos will fall from the ceiling and kidnap you. You're afraid to cry on your bed for fear that a pink haired cat-girl will come and annoy you. You're suddenly hungry for snails. Before eating the snails, you swear you see Jajuka warning you not to. You want some vino to finish off the snails. You swear off piscus. You want a Guymelef of your very own. You want an Ispano Guymelef . . . namely Escaflowne. You want a stealth cloak for your Guymelef. You're reading this while sitting in you own homemade Guymelef. You wish Balgus had taught you how to sword fight. You think Allen is a snazzy dresser. You wish you had angel wings like Van. You're convinced that you really do have angel wings like Van. You firmly believe that you are secretly a Draconian and that you were abandoned at birth and haven't been told for fear that if the Gaeans found out . . . they'd come and hunt you down. You think that Folken's wings looked cooler than his little brother's. You wonder . . . if Naria and Eriya weren't sisters . . . You wonder if Naria and Eriya used a two-sided coin when they fought over kissing Folken. You wonder why Naria and Eriya were so damn lucky. You realize Naria and Eriya weren't that lucky after all. They never caught Van or did any significant damage to his Guymelef. In the end they aged really quickly and died. I wouldn't call that luck. You think it was sad Folken's lips had "no love" in them. You believe you could put some love into Folken's lips. You understand why Naria and Eriya were in love with Folken. You find yourself in love with Folken. You say, "Forget Folken, Allen's much cuter." You think, "To hell with Allen, Van's my man!" You actually go for Dryden's unshaved long curly haired look. You're in love
with Dilandau . . . it must be his beady little
You knew the first time you saw Dilandau that he looked and sounded just a bit too girlish. You've sworn revenge on Dornkirk for using that damned Fate Altering Machine. You would have killed Dornkirk if Folken hadn't done it. You're firmly convinced that Dornkirk was really Isaac Newton. You enjoyed all those times when Van was shirtless. You think Princess Millerna got what she deserved when she was forced to marry Dryden. You were sad when you found out Allen was a playboy. You swore revenge on the Duke of Freid. You swore revenge twice on the Duke when he was being so mean to Chid when Freid was burning to the ground and he told him not to cry. You swore revenge on Chid for signing a treaty with the Zaibach. You swore revenge on Meiden when he sent those Geckos to kidnap Hitomi. You aren't satisfied with going after Meiden. After all, you barely see him at all. Instead you do the next best thing and swear revenge on his son, Dryden. You wonder what the Duchy of Freid would have been like if Gaea had a modern Mystic Moon invention called Rogain. You wonder what the Ispano Clan was going to do with five million dollars. You wonder what the Ispano Clan are going to do with the eighty million dollar convoy that Dryden paid them off with instead. You wonder how Dryden could have afforded that convoy in the first place. You wonder how many calls from animal rights activists Dryden got when they saw the mermaid he bought. You realize he did set her free. You treasure the fifty-four playing card deck you bought. They even have a foiled back! You plan on scanning all of your card deck onto your computer. You intend on tormenting all your friends who aren't as into the series as you are with your scanned pictures. You cry for days when you can't get your scanner to work so you can torment people with your Escaflowne pictures. You are on a quest to hunt down every Escaflowne related picture that exists on the 'net. You can't wait until you download all the MP3's from the CD's onto your computer or MP3 player. You own all five CD's. You own all the videos. You own a copy of all or both of the above. You memorize the words to all the songs. You're listening to the CD's while you're reading this (I'm listening to 'em while I'm typing!). You're bored and start humming a song from the series. Your favorite song is "No Need to Promise". You've deemed "No Need to Promise" the theme song for your life (check Unmei's media section if you don't believe me)! You hear "No Need to Promise" and it cheers you up every time. You sing along to "No Need to Promise" at the beginning of each episode. You sing along to "Mystic Eyes" at the end of each episode. You think the series isn't complete unless you join in with both theme songs. You enjoy the beginning of "Mystic Eyes" because you think it's cool when Van's glove glows. You actually understand why Van's glove glows. You get mad at the credits because they show Hitomi and Amano kissing and they never do! You were sad when the series ended. You thought thirteen hours was just not enough. Hearing the orchestral score to the end of the show brings a tear to your eye every time. You were upset because Hitomi gave her pendant to Van. If she had kept it I bet she could've gone back to Gaea. You were upset because Hitomi didn't stay in Gaea. You were very upset because Hitomi and Van never kissed. You think Dilandau made a better guy than a girl. Celena was kinda ugly. You liked Allen's owl. You know the name of Allen's owl. You wondered just where Allen's owl went during the middle of the series. You know the owl just didn't disappear . . . you must not have noticed him. You vow to watch all of the episodes over again just to see if the owl was there during the middle of the series. You watch the series but get so into it that you forget to look for the owl. You have a deck of tarot cards that are the exact replicas of the ones Hitomi had. You pay a friend for a little Escaflowne music box he got in Japan for fifteen dollars (think Princess Marlene's-the one that plays "No Need to Promise"). He really doesn't want to part with it but you end up winning him over by paying him a whopping forty-five dollars. (Dedicated to Fei!) You play the music box version of "No Need to Promise" (on the Over the Sky CD) while you're sleeping or taking a nap and put it on continuous play until you wake up. You actually buy the entire boxed video collection. You want to go to Japan and see the new Escaflowne movie even though you know little to no Japanese. You vow to learn Japanese just so you can understand the new movie when you go to Japan to see it. After all, it won't be subtitled then. You're learning Japanese right now so you can understand Escaflowne. You're just too lazy to read the subtitles anymore. You don't need to read the subtitles anymore, you know the entire English translation by heart. You know both the English translation and the Japanese dialogue to the entire series by heart. Not only do you know the above but you also know the music by heart and which episode(s) they correspond with. It doesn't bother you that they keep playing "Dance of Curse" and "Flying Dragon" over and over in the series. Your favorite songs are "Dance of Curse" and "Flying Dragon". What a coincidence! You start referring to the series as "that wonderful piece of anime," "that kick ass mech series," or "Escaflown". You hated mech series' before you saw Escaflowne but once you did you fell in love. You tried your hardest not to get totally hooked but after one episode you were beyond hope. You hate any anime with blood and gore in it but after seeing Escaflowne and getting totally hooked you choose to ignore those feelings but only for this series. All other bloody anime still grosses you out. You ditch your former million dollar anime obsession and begin officially collecting Escaflowne stuff. You enjoy sitting through the super long lead in that's at the beginning of the AnimeVillage.com distributed videos (I don't know how long they are in the other videos). You enjoy the Guymelef battle at the beginning of each episode but only because their giant capes blowing in the wind. (That's for Eternal Phoenix who pointed out "the capes!!!" every time a new episode came on!) You attempt to have visions, just like Hitomi. You attempt to have visions like Hitomi . . . and you do. You attempt to have visions like Hitomi, which you do . . . and they come true! You insist that all your friends call you by the name of your favorite character. Your e-mail address is the name of (or has to do with) your favorite character. You take offense when people try to call you by the name of a different character. You start giving character names to all your friends. You list all the ways that you're like your favorite character. You realize that you've almost died as many times as Hitomi did. You notice that you've got a scar on your cheek exactly where Dilandau does. You swear that Van gave you the scar . . . you just can't remember it . . . and you vow revenge. You run around mumbling to yourself that your scar stings and throbs. You end up going insane. You're inspired by Dilandau and his insanity. You can chuckle (not to mention laugh) like Dilandau on command. You take pride in your Dilandau laugh. You scare everyone with your Dilandau laugh. You want to get a tear drop tattoo under your right eye just like Folken. You actually get a tear drop tattoo like Folken. You actually liked Princess Millerna. You knew what Princess Eries was wearing on her ears. You didn't know what Princess Eries was wearing on her ears but you thought she looked like a Vulcan from Star Trek. You felt sorry for Princess Millerna when she married Dryden. The reason you felt sorry for the princess was because her wedding dress was so ugly. You wonder why the princess couldn't have had a nicer dress to get married in. You couldn't understand why Princess Millerna got married in the same dress her older sister, Princess Marlene got married in. You liked the ridiculous costume Dryden got married in. You liked the wild oversized get-up Van wore when he was crowned king of Fanelia. You want a crazy helmet like Van's coronation hat. You wouldn't mind having a sword just like Van's. You screamed, yelled, protested, wailed, and threw a royal fit when Dornkirk used the Fate Altering Machine. You saw "Operation Golden Rule of Love" more than five times and each time you still couldn't stop yourself from screaming at him. You think Dornkirk was way more than wrong to use his machine to make Allen and Hitomi kiss. You would've wanted to see if Allen and Hitomi would've kissed without being manipulated by the Zaibach. You think Dornkirk should've used the machine of Van and Hitomi instead. You think it would have been interesting if Naria and Eriya had a cat fight over Folken right in the middle of an episode. You wish Allen would "spout off crap" to you "with a straight face". You enjoy every second of screen time Allen's bums have. You enjoy the time Dilandau's Dragon Slayers spend on the screen even more. You cried when Van killed all of the Dragon Slayers. Poor Gatti was so good looking too! You didn't get the wrong idea when Van said he wanted Hitomi. You can actually stand Merle's whining. You know why Merle wears a nail file around her neck like a necklace. You too want to wear a nail file around your neck. For Halloween you want to be Merle so you hang a nail file around your neck, get a pink wig, a pair of wild cat ears, a yellow dress you can see up, glue a long tail to your butt, paint stripes all over yourself and run around all fours down the street. You do the above and in addition you accompany your friends. The girl who's dressed as Hitomi shows you her necklace which you steal. She chases you down the street yelling that you're a "cat burglar". One of your friends brings along a boom box and plays Merle's songs during the chase. You build an elaborate moving machine on wheels for Halloween. You get inside, put on a long curly white wig and go as Dornkirk. You demand candy from people and if they don't give you what you want you threaten to fate alter them. You dress up
as Dilandau for Halloween. If people refuse to give you good candy, you
start to laugh (you're infamous for your evil laugh) and proceed to point
your plastic sword at them and inform them that you've got your invisible
Guymelef with you. When they start laughing
You decide
to go as Van for Halloween. When people give you retarded candy, you're
convinced that they work for the Zaibach and that it's apart of their plot
to take over Gaea. The homeowners get scared when you begin to describe
to them a detailed plan to get Escaflowne and
Halloween is
the perfect time for you to dress up as Allen! Everyone seems to give you
the best candy . . . especially when women are handing it out. But your
friends curse your luck and chase you down the street, whacking you with
their bags and commenting about how much of a
Allen's costume isn't for you. You'd rather go as Dryden. You don't shave for days, pull your curly hair into a ponytail, and throw on a ol' brown coat. You put on your shades as you step outside. Unfortunately it's too dark and you slip and fall. Your favorite character is Hitomi. You've got the complete Halloween outfit, pendant and all, and go with your friends. Everyone gets tired of all the visions you have where you get all the best candy and vow revenge when your visions come true. Hitomi isn't your cup of tea. You'd rather go as Millerna. You get all decked out in that tomboyish outfit and go. You start whining when you get too into your part and complain because you don't get the best candy. You think Folken
is the coolest so you dress up like him.
Balgus is where it's at. You did your face up with all the scars and you're dressed in great armor. If only you hadn't insisted on bringing a real life sword to trick-or-treat with! You're dragging the weapon around everywhere. You've got a little brother that you (force to) dress as Chid. All the adults wonder exactly "what he is" and "what's wrong with that child." You vow revenge on all the anime-ignorant people who give your group funny looks on Halloween and steal Balgus' sword in order to teach them a lesson. Dilandau joins with his sword, his "invisible Guymelef" and his Dragon Slayers. Van also aids in the massacre. Allen says that he's "too pretty" to fight and Dryden mumbles about "it's too dark to fight, especially with sunglasses on"-that is, in between his complaints about the headache he has from falling down so many times. You don't go Trick-or-Treating. Instead you stay in and hand out candy while watching Escaflowne. While watching Escaflowne, trick-or-treaters wonder what you're watching when they come to your door. Some kids get scared when they hear battle cries from the Zaibach. The little kids smile at you because you're watching a cartoon . . . just like a little kid. You know Escaflowne isn't a little kid's cartoon and take offense. You see a sign that says "Handicap parking only, Van accessible" and become offended saying, "Van isn't handicapped!" You remember Dryden is Meiden's eldest son. You don't even want to think of what Dryden's brother might look like. You'd actually like to see Dryden's brother. You think Dryden's the man. You wonder if he's got sisters too. You run around claiming to be the illegitimate child of a knight of Caeli. (Submitted by Fei) You go around whistling the same Fanelian Folk Song that Folken did. You've attempted to whistle but have failed horribly. Instead you go around humming Folken's song. (Don't laugh at me Fei, not everyone can whistle!) You would have liked to see Van whistle (or hum) the Fanelian Folk Song. You would have
liked to see Van successfully attack Folken when he
You think Van should have thrown the metal candlestick holder at Folken when he took his sword away from him. You wonder
just exactly what Folken did to Van when he stuck part of
You watch the
entire series, expecting Van to suddenly collapse in
You think Folken should have injected Van with something. You watch the
series again, hoping things will magically change and
You would like
to see Folken inject Van with something that takes over
You think Van would make a good Zaibach. You think that if Van was a Zaibach, he could team up with Dilandau and go after Allen. You realize that if Van were a Zaibach, when Dilandau changes back into Celena they could go out. You think Van and Celena would be a good couple. You think Hitomi and Allen would be a good couple. You know Van and Hitomi would be a better couple. You think that Dryden should have married the mermaid he bought instead of that spoiled brat, Princess Millerna. You want Princess
Marlene to come back to life, ditch the Duke of
You don't know
how Princess Marlene could stand her husband and
You wonder
if Princess Millerna will die early too because she can't
You went through
the series, hoping that Millerna would kick the
You got mad
at Princess Millerna when she saved Allen's life. Not
You got mad when Dryden paid for the repair of Escaflowne. Not because it saved Van's life but because he was so arrogant about it. Whenever you
see the name "Alan" you want to fix it so it's spelled
You want to
drive a mini-van just so you can tell people you've got
You buy a mini-van
. . . a white one . . . and name it Escaflowne . . .
You buy a gray car and name is Scherazade. You buy a car
and name it after your retarded middle name, just like
You buy a large clunky red mini-van or truck and call it the Crusade. Whenever you
give your friends a ride in the junker you call the
Whenever you
see a white van you chase after it, cursing the White
You get a speeding
ticket (or one for reckless driving) after you chase
You attempt
to fate alter the speeding ticket you got after chasing the
You pull the
speeding ticket (you forgot to take out of your pants
You buy a red car and tailgate every white mini-van you see, screaming, "You're mine! Moero!" and honking your horn while tossing half smoked cigarettes out the window. You convince
all your friends to buy blue cars. You all drive down the
All the white
mini-vans in existence have restraining orders against
You've got a restraining order against all red cars. You see a blue
car and instantly look around for a red one nearby. You
You constantly compare other anime guys in different series to the ones in Escaflowne. You heard that
Alan was a bad guy in Sailor Moon. You become angry
You try to compare Van to Darien in Sailor Moon. (Darien lovers, close your eyes here!) You quickly realize it's a sorry comparison. Van's hair is much cooler, he doesn't go around saying dumb speeches, his sword could easily chop Darien to pieces, and Escaflowne could step on him and squish him like a bug! (Darien lovers,
keep your eyes closed again!) You decide it might be
You compare the Zaibach to all other villains in other series'. You think the
Zaibach could have formed a good alliance with the
You think that Wise Man from Sailor Moon and Dornkirk were thinking the same way in their plans to manipulate the past to create a different future. Of course, Dornkirk was after no war where Wise Man was looking at complete world domination. You think Wise Man and Dornkirk should have worked together. You realize that if Dornkirk and Wise Man had worked together Wise Man would eventually kill that skinny little wuss. You notice
the similarities between Merle and Rini from Sailor Moon.
You see the dragon in Sailor Moon R and think, "Couldn't they have made it look better? More like the land dragons in Escaflowne?" You see the dragon above and expect Van to appear out of nowhere and save Sailor Moon and the scouts. You think Tuxedo Mask could have taken slaying lessons from Van. You wonder how Dornkirk stayed alive if he was so sickly looking. You think that
if Lita from Sailor Moon had cooked for Dornkirk he
Your mother is actually proud that you're watching Escaflowne. She says it sure beats watching the other anime you've been so obsessed with. Your mother openly admits that she doesn't care how violent Escaflowne is. You've got witnesses who heard your mother say the above. It doesn't bother you that the Doppleganger didn't have any pants on. You think the Doppleganger has no modesty at all and scream whenever you see his naked butt. You personally
hand sew a pair of pants you'll eventually send to TV
You hated the Doppleganger as much as Dilandau did. If Dilandau
hadn't killed the Doppleganger you would have done it
You were offended
for Dilandau when Allen asked him if he was a
You wanted to slap Folken for using the Doppleganger. You thought the dolphin-man in Palas was cute. You thought the bird-man in the marketplace was cool. You want to go to Palas so you can buy some CD's. You dream you
do go to Palas for CD's. The owner of the bazaar table
You think that
Allen and Amano should have met and had a fight. It
You think that
it would have been cool if the series had featured a
You think up
another fight. Hitomi verses Merle. Now that's a cat
You think up
yet another fight. Allen verses Dryden. First prize is
You would've liked to have seen Van fight Folken. You dream of one day going to Gaea. You'll do anything to go to Gaea. You're convinced
you're actually a long lost citizen of Gaea . . . you
You believe you're really a Fanelian. Whenever anyone
asks you, "What planet are YOU from?" you answer,
Whenever anyone
asks you, "Where's your head today?" you answer, "In
Whenever you hear the name "Van" you blush, giggle, and become silent. When people
say "Van" you still blush and giggle . . . and they were
You blush and
giggle whenever you hear words that remotely sound like
The only Katakana
(Japanese syllabary for imported words and names) you
You actually know Van's whole name. Even his middle name. You search for someone named Van Fanel. You actually find one. You ask Van where Escaflowne is. Van Fanel now has a restraining order against you. The name "Allen" makes you swoon. You want to
write "Schezar" in Katakana and spend hours trying to
You know Allen's whole name. Even his stupid middle name. You try to hunt down an Allen Schezar. You actually
find one and ask him to "spout of crap" to you "with a
Allen Schezar laughs in your face instead. Allen Schezar gets a restraining order against you. You want to go to Japan and find a girl named Hitomi Kanzaki. You already
know Hitomi's whole name. She doesn't have a middle name.
You find a
Hitomi Kanzaki in Japan and ask her if she's ever been to
Hitomi replies that she has. Hitomi slams the door in your face and laughs. Hitomi Kanzaki gets an international retraining order against you. You're disappointed
because you know there's no way you'll find someone
You know there's no chance of you finding an Eries Aston either. You think you just might run into a Marlene Aston. You find Marlene Aston. You claim that
you're related to Naria and Eryia because you're so
You're disappointed because you find out that Marlene is dead. You go to see
her son instead. You remark that he looks a lot like
You get into
a fight with Marlene's husband because you swear he's the
You know Millerna's whole name. Even her middle name. You know everyone's name. Even Chid's. You join the
track team at your school in hopes that one day Van will
You take up dowsing in order to become more like Hitomi. You successfully take up dowsing to be more like Hitomi. You read up
on tarot cards so that when you go to Gaea you'll be able
You take up
fencing or kendo so that when you go to Gaea, you can spar
You hope that
after you impress them with your fighting skills, Allen
You do the
above and you're a girl. That's even more impressive in
You dream of becoming a Knight of Caeli one day. (Submitted by Fei) You plan on
one day going to Gaea, falling in love with Van, marrying
You want to have little winged children with Van. You would be prepared to fight Hitomi for Van. You plan on brainwashing Van into believing that you're really Hitomi. You already consider yourself Hitomi. You demand you're really her. You plan on
one day going to Gaea, falling in love with Allen, marrying
You wouldn't mind adopting Chid. You actually
plan on going to Gaea, falling in love with Princess
You do all
of the above and then run around claiming you're related to
You do steal Princess Millerna and go around claiming you are Allen. You want to go to Gaea and fall in love with Celena. It wouldn't bother you if Celena changed into Dilandau. You'd rather
had it the other way around. You find Dilandau way cooler
You want to
go to Gaea so you can find a way to bring Folken back to
You do, fall in love with him, and marry him. You want to have little winged children with Folken. You wish you
were Van's father, Goau because Varie was so stunningly
You say, "Who
cares about Goau?" You plan on time traveling back to
You'd like to curl up in front of a fireplace with Merle. When you find
out that your best friend has a crush on the same guy you
You have written or are writing an Escaflowne fanfic. You're read a fanfic written by someone else. You're hunting down every Escaflowne fanfic on the 'net. You've written
or are writing an Escaflowne fanfic series. (Check mine
You've made up your own characters to continue the series with. You draw phan art for Escaflowne. You draw phan art to go along with your Escaflowne fanfic series. You go around finding people that resemble characters from the series. You find the
person who most resembles the character you're in love
You actually
get together with the person who most resembles the
A person who
resembles a character you can't stand tries to pursue a
You pursue
relationships based on whether or not the person has heard
You refuse
to have anything to do with anyone who doesn't like
You force everyone around you to watch Escaflowne. Your friends repeatedly tell you you're obsessed. It no longer bothers you when your friends tell you you're obsessed. Your friends
start to tune you out whenever you say something remotely
You torment your friends with constant talk about Escaflowne. You can't get
through a conversation without mentioning the series in
You can't get
through a conversation without laughing like Dilandau at
You can't get
through a conversation without mentioning the character
Your friends
get so tired of Escaflowne they plot to lock you up in a
You're overjoyed
when your friends tell you they've all had visions.
Your friends
actually do the above and later, when you confront them,
You talk about
Escaflowne so much that even though your friends haven't
You actually
get a few of your friends hooked without seeing the
You plan to
dress up in a kimono, wear your hair in braids over your
You go around saying you hate magicians. You want to
become a magician so you can conduct fate altering
You go to the
hair salon, present a picture of your favorite character
You want to
get a Hitomi haircut but the stylist gets a little too
You dye your
hair light blue/aqua and buy a giant tub of mousse to get
You dye your hair pink to be like Merle. You grow your hair out so you can be more like Allen. You think long hair gets the chicks. You want to
change your middle name to "Crusade" and add a "the VIII"
You think Allen
appeared in an Indiana Jones movie because it's titled
You and your
twin sister buy a pair of white stripped spandex body
Your family
has had a cat since you were a little kid and you're
You dye your cat's hair pink and name it (or rename it) Merle. You dress your cat in a yellow dress. You try to teach your cat how to speak. You try to
train your cat to jump on people while screaming "Van-sama!"
Your friends
start calling you Dilandau and you don't object . . . in
Your friends
and family start calling you a pyro . . . and you take it
You know how to convert your birthday to the Gaean calendar. You wait patiently
for the day when your experiment happy science
You knew Chid
was actually a Zaibach! Why else would he sign a treaty
You knew Chid
was actually a Zaibach! After all, he's voiced by Minami
While learning
about the last Czar of Russia you wonder if he was
You become a pyromaniac because you want to be more like your idol. You hold people hostage with a nail file. (Submitted by Fei) You see the
"esc" button on your computer and think that by pushing it
You see the
above button and think it'll enable you to watch all the
While watching
"The Iron Giant" you see the giant fix himself and
While watching
"The Iron Giant" you see the giant fixing himself and
You beg your
parents to let you hook up the spare VCR to your TV so you
They agree because they're sick of you using the family VCR 24/7. You become
greatly offended when your mother calls Escaflowne "dark and
After arguing
with her all day, you get your mother to say that you're
You want to get a pager so Amano will page you. When people
ask you where you are on your pager you automatically think
You wonder
which beeper service Hitomi has because it's got a big
You're always
afraid your cat is going to steal your necklaces and eat
You're always
glancing over your shoulder for fear of Invisible Giants
You threaten
to send your army of Dragon Slayers after people who make
You convince
your friends that your invisible Guymelef army is
An e-mail to
one of your friends consists of only the word "Dilandau"
You start talking
in Japanese but aren't fluent enough so you start
The headers on your e-mails are all in romanized Japanese. The headers on your e-mails somehow related to Escaflowne. You start adding "-sama" and "-san" to everyone's name. You begin to refer to your mother as "hahaue". You begin to call your father "chichiue". You start calling your little brother "otooto". You call your older brother "anue". You wonder
if your older brother really is Folken which would explain
You refer to your older sister as "aneki". You refer to "Two Mix" (Minami Takayama's band) as "Dilandau's band". You call all the Seiyuu by their character names. While watching
Pokemon you wonder if Charizard has an energist inside
You wait for
Van to be teleported to Pallet Town so he can slay Ash's
You wonder
if Lickntongue from Pokemon is related to Merle. After all,
You wonder
if Meowth and Merle are related, they are both talking
You go down to your local grocery store and ask for piscus. You go down to your local liquor store and ask for a bottle of vino. Every time
you see a bottle of wine you feel like scratching the blade
Every time
you see some wine you want to attack the bottle with your
When you play cards, you always take out the blank card. You take out the blank card but somehow it shows up back in the deck. You try to tell the future with a deck of poker cards. You judge every other anime by Escaflowne's standards. You deem all
other anime "lame and retarded" because it doesn't measure
You adopt Dilandau's "evil eye". You claim Dilandau stole YOUR "evil eye". You sew your own Fanelian flag. You sew the flag of your favorite Gaean nation. You raise up armies in the name of your favorite Gaean nation. You and your
friends stage a mock war complete with home-made
You buy a model of Escaflowne. You buy a model of the Scherezade. You buy a model of both of Dilandau's Guymelefs. You have all the models. The word for
"damn (it)" in your vocabulary has been replaced by
You scream "shine" at enemies while playing video games. You consider "burn" a handy new four letter word. You replace "burn" in your vocabulary with "moreo". When lighting
the Bunsen burner in science class, you start to laugh
You want to take home ec. Because you get to cook food . . . with fire. "Fire" becomes another handy four letter word. You threaten
your friends, family, enemies, inanimate objects, or just
While watching
Disney's "Hocus Pocus" you expect Dilandau to appear out
At school,
you see a door marked "mech" and you think that it's where
You start to worship Isaac Newton. When learning
about Sir Isaac Newton in class you jump up and shout
You start calling Isaac Newton "Dornkirk" even in class. Things at school
seem to always involve Escaflowne in one way or
You're failing
science miserably due to the fact that your recent test
You're inspired to take up sword fighting. Your friend
says "division of . . ." and you mistake it as "the vision
You have to
purchase a laser disc player and all 13 import laser discs
You begin to
spend large amounts of your free time, maybe even when you
You create
Escaflowne music videos just for you and your friends to
You commission
a jeweller to make an exact replica of the pendant
You learned
Japanese specifically to translate the song "Hikari no
Your license plate reads ESCFLWN or HITOMI. (Submitted by Noreen) You know you're
going to be standing in that line for the Escaflowne
Send me
your "YKYWETMW..."
contributions!
Hitomi-sama |
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